Just consider their Large Hamster Collider!
It’s a travesty, and last I head, they were colliding billions of hamster per second. You also got to ask what they do with the resulting elephants and whatnot coming out of those relativistic collisions.
“The scientists at the facility are believed to have worshipped or made sacrifices of their computer mice, due to their primitive minds’ beliefs that it would affect the outcome of their experiments.”
I think things like these have just become harder to find. There are some search engines which try to bring the "old" internet back to life like Marginalia Search.
Just consider their Large Hamster Collider! It’s a travesty, and last I head, they were colliding billions of hamster per second. You also got to ask what they do with the resulting elephants and whatnot coming out of those relativistic collisions.
I think things like these have just become harder to find. There are some search engines which try to bring the "old" internet back to life like Marginalia Search.